Good Evening All My Loyal Readers,
I so apologize for not posting in so long. Life has been busy and the frogs have been in the pond and not on the lilly pads lately. I do have a very very special treat, which took a long time to prepare for all of you....I'll get to that in a moment. For those of your wondering about fratboy1 he disappeared and I didn't hear from him after beach day for a whole week. Now while I didn't care that much I kinda wondered what the deal was as I'm a closure type girl. I called him up a week after the beach day and he called right back and gave me what I expected the general work is busy blah blah story which was fine I just was making sure he was alive. That was So two weeks ago. Anyway he tell me that he's so busy that week and that he knows how to get in touch but I won't hear from him that week, so the next day I get a facebook message from him saying thankis so much for leaving a message to see how he was. Meanwhile I didn't even leave a message. Perhaps he's bipolar? I'm going to run with that for now. I thought he was too busy to write and there was the message less then 24 hours after the call. So strange but then again we don't call them frogs for nothing. Other then that I had another chat with Almost MBA, just chatting so far no plans to meet so I can't report anything all too interesting on him.
I did in other news...don't worry we're almost at the main event here get an email from one of my crazy mothers friends tonight saying that she was very impressed with me and wondered if she might give my number, which she didn't have to her friends son. "It's never bad to meet someone new, well almost never" she said. No info whatsoever on who this guy is. Now the woman is very nice, and rich from what I can recall (wonder if her friend with the son is too). A rich frog is better then a poor frog. I'd say they wouldn't ask for their money back from dinner but we had that myth broken with oral surgeon. Anyway I wrote back and asked how old/ where from. We'll see if that can develop into a new story. Since it's not my mother directly I'm guessing he won't be another hedonist. Maybe a masochist? It could get very interesting.
And now for the delight you've all been waiting for, after last weeks absence and no meeting with elevator man (he's been swamped with meetings with his promotion) tonight we had our very first IM conversation. I figured he seems to be the crowd favorite so yes, I initiated it and he seemed quite happy to oblige. And so folks just for you I've taken the time to delete our real names our of the conversation and then since this program can't support multiple fonts, label line by line who said what....here it is, exactly as it was. Aren't you curious to see what tomorrow may bring? And yes, I promise if there's contact tomorrow I'll definately keep you all posted.
Until tomorrow -
Me [4:59 PM]Hi
Him [4:59 PM]:hey there!
Me [4:59 PM]:How's it going?
Me [5:00 PM]:
sorry connection messed up
Him [5:00 PM]:
going ok, but crazy as usual. u? are you in today?
Me [5:01 PM]:
nope i am home and it's scorching! will be in tomorrow
Him [5:05 PM]:
hope you have ac??
Him [5:06 PM]:
I have my team in town tomorrow, but maybe I can bug you if you are around
Me [5:06 PM]:
ahh your team that sounds so fancy haha
Me [5:07 PM]:
you can bug me if you want, are you going to walk?
Him [5:07 PM]:
i know huh?
Me [5:07 PM]:
yea i have the AC on
Him[5:07 PM]:
walk??? do you want to see me have a heat stroke? lol
Him [5:08 PM]:
and you need to watch out for sunburns...you have already reached your annual quota
Me [5:08 PM]:
you're prob right, I am still peeling a little it's ridiculous i meant inside though
Him [5:09 PM]:
sure, if its a walk to get water and coffee! do you do laps down on the first floor?
Me [5:09 PM]:
wherever i am not picky
Me [5:09 PM]:
that sounds like a good plan, I am always checking to see if the store has passion tea that's my absolute fav starbucks item have you had it?
Him [5:10 PM]:
no, but I'll try it on your recomendation!
Me [5:10 PM]:
its the best ever
Me [5:10 PM]:
it tastes like passion fruit with an aftertaste of cinnamon
Me [5:11 PM]:
i can;t really explain it you have to experience it for yourself
Him [5:12 PM]:
all that flavor in tea? you seem to have good taste, so i'll try it
Him [5:12 PM]:
well.....maybe not in movies.....too many chick flicks, lol
Me [5:12 PM]:
thanks I'm good with wine and ice tea
Me [5:12 PM]:
what you're the one who said you've watched several recently
Me [5:13 PM]:
what;s your excuse I've been watching mature foreign films
Him [5:13 PM]:
yeah, but you are not supposed to bring that up!
Me [5:13 PM]:
don't worry the IM reading people went home for the night no one will ever know
Him [5:13 PM]:
i'm too busy watching silly waste of time movies
Him [5:13 PM]:
thank god!
Me [5:13 PM]:
so whats your fav chick flick of the week?
Him [5:13 PM]:
hmmmmmm
Me [5:14 PM]:
are you like a closet fan?
Him [5:14 PM]:
nah...but I have seem some
Him [5:14 PM]:
i'm thinking...
Him [5:15 PM]:
geeze...I guess I really don't like chick movies, I can't remember any!
Me [5:15 PM]:
i'm not sure i believe this
Me [5:15 PM]:
sounds like you pick quite a few for viewing
Him [5:15 PM]:
but I did just watch children on men on HBO, and that was a good movie...you see?
Him [5:15 PM]:
shhhh!!!
Me [5:15 PM]:
no HBO
Him [5:15 PM]:
don't tell on me!
Me [5:15 PM]:
i'm telling you i won't say a word to your team not to worry
Me [5:15 PM]:
they may lost some respect
Him [5:15 PM]:
nah, they have already lost that
Him [5:16 PM]:
or never had!
Me [5:16 PM]:
I actually don't watch that much TV would rather be out and about or reading
Me [5:16 PM]:
this soon isn't it a relatively new team?
Me [5:16 PM]:
you may need to take them to the movies to regain (but let them pick)
Him [5:16 PM]:
well, children on men had "4 stars" on the TV. I think you couyld rent
Me [5:16 PM]:
maybe i will have to check it out
Him [5:17 PM]:
it takes place in europe (interested??) in like 2050 and has to do with the entire world going into anarchy because people have become unable to have children, and the youngest person on earth is like 20 years old
Him [5:18 PM]:
its kinda dark, but I liked it
Me [5:18 PM]:
that actually does sound really interesting
Me [5:18 PM]:
i saw then she found her with helen hunt the other day think i mentioned and that was a little dark but good (and in english)
Him [5:19 PM]:
well, I kinda like movies that are a little dark, and make you feel different after you are done watching. If you can handle a little vilence (not gore) then you might like that movie
Me [5:19 PM]:
a little violence not into a super lot, the premise sounds very unique though
Me [5:19 PM]:
did you see minority report with Tom cruise?
Him [5:19 PM]:
yeah, I liked that
Me [5:20 PM]:
that was a cool futuristic film
Me [5:20 PM]:
atonement was really good too saw that a few months ago
Him [5:20 PM]:
in this one, you can't tell its the future...it actually looks just like today, probably because the world just stopped progressing when this happens
Him [5:20 PM]:
i didn't see atonement...what was it about?
Me [5:20 PM]:
interesting, you have to hand it to the people who dreams up these new concepts
Me [5:21 PM]:
based on a book i
Me [5:21 PM]:
Fledgling writer Briony Tallis, as a 13-year-old, irrevocably changes the course of several lives when she accuses her older sister's lover of a crime he did not commit.
Me [5:21 PM]:
British film
Him [5:21 PM]:
ok cool..I might try that one
Me [5:22 PM]:
i didn't actually write that little line about it haha
Him [5:22 PM]:
you won't accuse me of being a chick flick lover, will you?
Him [5:22 PM]:
could have fooled me!
Me [5:22 PM]:
i might actually I am still wondering why u keep watching them if you "claim" you don't like that
Me [5:22 PM]:
thanks i shouldn't have admitted it
Him [5:23 PM]:
I have to invest time to try and understand what women think!!
Him [5:23 PM]:
don't you dare!!!
Me [5:23 PM]:
hahah
Me [5:23 PM]:
what about woman's thinking has you most confused?
Him [5:23 PM]:
why they like chick flicks
Me [5:23 PM]:
this plagues you enough to invest your valuable time in watching them
Me [5:24 PM]:
hmm something just is not adding up
Him [5:24 PM]:
...and why do they always have the scene where they are all dancing and singing along to an oldie song
Him [5:24 PM]:
...not that I've ever seen one
Me [5:24 PM]:
that actually doesn't happen when woman get together that often
Me [5:24 PM]:
you must watch them nightly
Him [5:24 PM]:
shoot...I thought that was real?
Me [5:24 PM]:
i think the chick flicks themselves may have you confused
Him [5:25 PM]:
that could be my problem
Him [5:25 PM]:
among many others! lol
Me [5:25 PM]:
such as?
Me [5:26 PM]:
denial of love of chick flicks?
Him [5:27 PM]:
yes, and a love of junk food
Me [5:27 PM]:
hmm thats a common vice
Him [5:27 PM]:
yep
Me [5:27 PM]:
what's your favorite poisen?
Him [5:28 PM]:
well...its might sound gross, and its really not "junk" but I love cheese.
Him [5:28 PM]:
I could kill a pound of it was some bread or crackers
Me [5:28 PM]:
its actually funny, cause i don't eat cheese , people always freak out when they hear that
Me [5:28 PM]:
I feel like hey there's more for everyone else so who cares
Him [5:28 PM]:
THE HORROR!
Him [5:29 PM]:
That’s right, I can trust you not to steal mine!
Him [5:29 PM]:
more for me!
Me [5:29 PM]:
see that's what I am saying
Me [5:29 PM]:
mine is chocolate
Him [5:29 PM]:
well, that’s a problem, b/c I love that too
Me [5:29 PM]:
i suppose i shouldn't tell you aout all the various snacks i keep in my desk at work
Him [5:29 PM]:
what is your fav kind?
Me [5:29 PM]:
Godiva
Me [5:29 PM]:
def better then lindt
Me [5:29 PM]:
u?
Him [5:29 PM]:
i'm already looking up where you sit, lol
Me [5:30 PM]:
damn and I didn't even lock my snack drawer
Him [5:30 PM]:
I like regular Hersheys, but love the good stuff for a treat sometimes
Him [5:30 PM]:
wait....ill be right back
Me [5:30 PM]:
have you ever had the symphony bar with almonds and toffee chips thats my fav drugstore chocolate
Me [5:30 PM]:
oh goodness
Him [5:30 PM]:
thats good stuff!
Me [5:30 PM]:
love that one
Him [5:31 PM]:
but I'd have to eat about 4 of them
Me [5:31 PM]:
you know those jumbo size ones
Me [5:31 PM]:
like the ones that are a few bucks
Him [5:31 PM]:
That’s more like it
Me [5:31 PM]:
When I was in high school this guy had a dozen of them sent to the job I had at the mall
Him [5:32 PM]:
nice guy!
Me [5:32 PM]:
i used to freeze them
Me [5:32 PM]:
i had them for months it was so much chocolate
Him [5:32 PM]:
i'm not that nice..I'd buy them, but then I'd eat most of them, and send you 2 or 3
Me [5:32 PM]:
haha
Me [5:33 PM]:
maybe if you watched more chick flicks you'd be nicer?
Me [5:33 PM]:
i guess 2 or 3 is better then nothing right
Him [5:33 PM]:
good point...or at least I'd break out into song sometimes when an oldie came on the radio
Me [5:33 PM]:
excellent i look forward to hearing that on the 5th floor tomorrow
Him [5:34 PM]:
and dance with my friends in a way that seems spontanius, but strangley seems rehearsed
Me [5:34 PM]:
I think girls just want to have fun would be a great warm up
Me [5:34 PM]:
hahah you must seriously watch one a night!
Him [5:34 PM]:
nah....is that an oldie?
Me [5:34 PM]:
this is shocking
Me [5:34 PM]:
it's from the 80s so it's old to me
Me [5:34 PM]:
haha
Him [5:34 PM]:
lol
Him [5:34 PM]:
now I feel old
Me [5:34 PM]:
me 2
Me [5:34 PM]:
i wish i hadn't have said that
Me [5:34 PM]:
next topic
Him [5:35 PM]:
lol...I'm literally sitting here in my office laughing my butt off
Him [5:35 PM]:
too funny (young lady)
Me [5:35 PM]:
excellent glad i'm providing entertainment
Me [5:35 PM]:
young lady sounds like such a disciplinary term
Me [5:35 PM]:
i feel like i'm being scolded haha
Him [5:35 PM]:
well, behave yourself then
Me I'm trying
Him [5:35 PM]:
respect your elders
Me [5:36 PM]:
generally i;m good at that
Him [5:36 PM]:
lol...i'm still dying here
Me [5:36 PM]:
i was just trying to help you find a song for your new routine
Me [5:36 PM]:
excellent, glad to see i've still got the comedic talent
Me [5:36 PM]:
next stop costume dept
Him [5:36 PM]:
how about REALLY old, like the police?
Me [5:37 PM]:
i'll be watching you every breath you take
Me [5:37 PM]:
isn't that their song
Him [5:37 PM]:
lol
Me [5:37 PM]:
you can sing that to my snack drawer
Me [5:37 PM]:
haha
Him [5:37 PM]:
yeah, but written before you were born
Me [5:37 PM]:
you don;t know when i was born
Him [5:37 PM]:
yes I do
Me [5:37 PM]:
how?
Him [5:37 PM]:
i'm smart!
Me [5:37 PM]:
did you hear it on a chick flick?
Him [5:37 PM]:
yes!!!
Me [5:38 PM]:
excellent i was up for best supporting actress in that one- award always goes to the one whose name they recognize
Me [5:38 PM]:
gets me every time
Him [5:38 PM]:
oh yeah? you have a recongnizable name
Me [5:39 PM]:
i meant the actress who beat me
Him [5:39 PM]:
who?
Me [5:39 PM]:
in the chick flick which revelaed my age to you
Me [5:39 PM]:
follow along here
Him [5:39 PM]:
yes
Me [5:39 PM]:
i can't work if you can't keep up
Him [5:39 PM]:
and laughing still
Me [5:39 PM]:
ok now we're b ack on then
Me [5:39 PM]:
so what year was I born you were telling me again...
Him [5:39 PM]:
oh yeah
Him [5:39 PM]:
1984
Me [5:40 PM]:
wow
Him [5:40 PM]:
drum roll
Him [5:40 PM]:
well? do I win?
Me [5:40 PM]:
were you playing that film in cantonese?
Him [5:40 PM]:
lol
Me [5:40 PM]:
cause i think you're a little confused
Me [5:40 PM]:
you may need to watch it awake next time
Him [5:40 PM]:
ok...do I get 2 more guesses?
Him [5:40 PM]:
maybe it was the language barrioe
Him [5:40 PM]:
barrior
Me [5:40 PM]:
sure, i;m feeling generous
Me [5:41 PM]:
i'm thinking so, i would highly recommend closed captioning for all your tv translation needs
Him [5:41 PM]:
lol
Him [5:41 PM]:
ok...ready...
Him [5:41 PM]:
19
Me [5:41 PM]:
always
Him [5:41 PM]:
is that part right?
Him [5:41 PM]:
82
Me [5:41 PM]:
i'm not 19 i can tell you that
Me [5:41 PM]:
nope
Me [5:41 PM]:
one more guess
Me [5:41 PM]:
and if you get it wrong you don't win the prize
Him [5:42 PM]:
see...I think you are way younger than me, and I'm worried about going into the 70's
Him [5:42 PM]:
I think that’s the wrong direction
Him [5:42 PM]:
so I'm gonna stop guessing
Him [5:42 PM]:
I think it might be 1985
Him [5:42 PM]:
crap...I just guessed again
Me [5:42 PM]:
wow i guess i'm flattered
Me [5:42 PM]:
you're not good with this game
Me [5:42 PM]:
nope 1980
Me [5:43 PM]:
you were right about not dipping back into the 70s
Me [5:43 PM]:
you can have that decade
Him [5:43 PM]:
thats mine
Me [5:43 PM]:
1972
Him [5:43 PM]:
very very very close
Me [5:43 PM]:
3?
Him [5:43 PM]:
yep!
Me [5:43 PM]:
i knew it
Me [5:44 PM]:
i won!
Him [5:44 PM]:
shoot!!
Me [5:44 PM]:
better stock up on chocolate
Him [5:44 PM]:
now I'm really gonna raid your candy drawer
Him [5:44 PM]:
i'm a sore loser
Me [5:44 PM]:
oo thats not good
Me [5:44 PM]:
cause I always win
Him [5:44 PM]:
i can tell...you are smarter than me
Me [5:44 PM]:
you're the one with the team
Me [5:44 PM]:
i'm not sure about that
Him [5:44 PM]:
"the team"?
Me [5:45 PM]:
i win in scrabble, mini-golf, and poker
Him [5:45 PM]:
i'm just older
Me [5:45 PM]:
that we have established haha
Me [5:45 PM]:
those are my games
Him [5:45 PM]:
you will never win in mini golf
Him [5:45 PM]:
you are crazy to boast of such a thing
Me [5:45 PM]:
that sounds like a really cocky statement for a sore loser
Him [5:45 PM]:
well, I didn't know that mini golf was up for grabs
Him [5:45 PM]:
I never would have played the DOB game
Me [5:46 PM]:
i have just one thing to say in the words of one of your favorite chick flicks i'm sure "bring it on!"
Him [5:46 PM]:
lol!
Him [5:46 PM]:
they don't say that
Him [5:46 PM]:
.....not that I ever watched one
Me [5:46 PM]:
of course they do haven't you seen that
Me [5:46 PM]:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0204946/
Me [5:46 PM]:
its about crazy cheerleaders
Him [5:46 PM]:
nope...too bust watching tough movies, like 300
Me [5:47 PM]:
yea doubtful
Him [5:47 PM]:
oh yeah, I saw part of that one
Me [5:47 PM]:
i'll bet you did
Me [5:47 PM]:
that is no surprise!
Him [5:47 PM]:
hey, i'm actually going to go to the gym now, what do you think about that?
Me [5:47 PM]:
i don't believe it for a moment
Him [5:47 PM]:
gonna start training hard for mini-golf
Me [5:47 PM]:
i thought you were in gm avoidance mode
Him [5:48 PM]:
not now I'm not
Me [5:48 PM]:
sometimes practice doesn't make perfect
Me [5:48 PM]:
it's innate skill
Him [5:48 PM]:
nope
Him [5:48 PM]:
its determination and grit
Him [5:48 PM]:
than make the mini golf player
Me [5:48 PM]:
I'm still not intimidated
Me [5:48 PM]:
put your $$ where your mouth is
Him [5:48 PM]:
have you seen how much bigger than you I am?
Him [5:48 PM]:
how could I not be good at mini golf?
Me [5:49 PM]:
you don;t have to be big to pick up a little golf club
Me [5:49 PM]:
its not like shot put
Him [5:49 PM]:
its mini, and I weight like 230 lbs!!
Me [5:49 PM]:
there's no wrestling involved
Him [5:49 PM]:
lol
Me [5:49 PM]:
what does weight have to do with it
Him [5:49 PM]:
gives my shot way more stability
Me [5:49 PM]:
i may be small but i have a very sharp kick
Him [5:49 PM]:
i can tell
Me [5:50 PM]:
my shot is highly stablized
Me [5:50 PM]:
and precise
Me [5:50 PM]:
they call me mrs tiger wood
Him [5:50 PM]:
from a lower center of gravity? i'm skeptical
Me [5:50 PM]:
you shouldn't be, just be in fear
Me [5:50 PM]:
i will bring tissues so you can use them to blot your tears
Him [5:50 PM]:
we will see
Me [5:50 PM]:
my treat
Me [5:51 PM]:
do you prefer kleenex?
Him [5:51 PM]:
oh , now I have to step up and face the challenge?
Him [5:51 PM]:
puffs plus lotion please
Him [5:51 PM]:
I have sensitive slin
Him [5:51 PM]:
skin
Me [5:51 PM]:
that sounds SO chick flick loveresque
Him [5:51 PM]:
i'm all out from my last film
Me [5:51 PM]:
i'll be sure to pick them up along with my own blue ribbon
Him [5:52 PM]:
lol
Me [5:52 PM]:
a lot of laughing going on
Him [5:52 PM]:
I huge blue ribbon, right?
Me [5:52 PM]:
well i have to make it eight weight proportinate right?
Me [5:52 PM]:
since i don't make the same mini golf weight class as you
Him [5:53 PM]:
yeah, make sure its big enough. just because it looks good on you, doesn't mean that people will be able to see it when I'm wearing it
Me [5:53 PM]:
ok now you've crossed a line, ribbon theft is not something aetna looks upon lightly
Him [5:53 PM]:
oh I won't have to steal it
Me [5:53 PM]:
i may be announcing my victory to your team
Me [5:53 PM]:
trust me you will
Me [5:53 PM]:
i may start locking my drawers now
Him [5:53 PM]:
how dare you! !!
Him [5:53 PM]:
me too
Me [5:54 PM]:
i think you're all talk
Him [5:54 PM]:
too late, i already have a chocolate mustache compliments of your stash
Me [5:54 PM]:
thats ironic since i've only got pretzal goldfish left
Me [5:54 PM]:
and you're out of tissues this is NOT a good sign
Him [5:54 PM]:
I mean a pretzal goldfish-stash
Me [5:55 PM]:
yea yea yea see all talk ,and no ability for action
Me [5:55 PM]:
guess that weight isn't pulling much weight now
Him [5:55 PM]:
oh yeah? your lucky we don't have a mini golf course here
Him [5:55 PM]:
i'd block 60 minutes to take care of business tomorrow
Me [5:55 PM]:
if we did you'd just be like oh it's too hot or something
Me [5:55 PM]:
excuses excuses
Me [5:56 PM]:
i'll bring my putter
Him [5:56 PM]:
no, my special "mini golf outfit" is very cool. its made of the highest quality material
Me [5:56 PM]:
silk?
Him [5:56 PM]:
NO!!
Him [5:56 PM]:
not that high quality
Him [5:57 PM]:
who do you think I am, hugh heffner?
Me [5:57 PM]:
oh i thought guys who watched chick flicks only wore silk
Him [5:57 PM]:
hey, I get cold sometimes!
Me [5:57 PM]:
nah hes not that weighty
Me [5:57 PM]:
is he?
Me [5:57 PM]:
yuck
Him [5:57 PM]:
nope
Me [5:57 PM]:
and you're not that old
Him [5:57 PM]:
nope
Me [5:57 PM]:
hugh isn't a sore loser
Him [5:57 PM]:
almost though....jeeze compared to you, its like I'm a grandpa
Me [5:57 PM]:
he has so many back up plans
Him [5:57 PM]:
true!
Me [5:58 PM]:
oh please, just consider yourself seasoned
Me [5:58 PM]:
i mean in age not golf
Me [5:58 PM]:
or agility
Him [5:58 PM]:
i've had SOOOOO many more years of practice
Me [5:58 PM]:
and you still keep losing
Me [5:58 PM]:
i feel kinda bad for u
Me [5:58 PM]:
are you going to be ok
Him [5:58 PM]:
I might have to stretch first, but so what?
Him [5:58 PM]:
yes, I'm fine when I win
Me [5:58 PM]:
which is ummmm.NEVER?
Him [5:59 PM]:
lol
Me [5:59 PM]:
for me
Him [5:59 PM]:
put it this way, I've never lost to anyone who was born in the 80's
Me [5:59 PM]:
well tomorrow's a new day
Me [5:59 PM]:
must be my purpose in life
Me [5:59 PM]:
hopefully tissues are buy one get one free
Him [5:59 PM]:
shoot...they just turned the lights off on me!
Him [6:00 PM]:
yeah? I won't need them
Me [6:00 PM]:
the chick flicks about to begin....
Me [6:00 PM]:
this one won't have a happy ending for u
Him [6:00 PM]:
my private screening?
Me [6:00 PM]:
i guess it seems that way
Him [6:00 PM]:
you are killing me
Me [6:00 PM]:
is that a bad thing?
Him [6:00 PM]:
you know I'm gonna talk trash to you all the time now, right?
Me [6:00 PM]:
amazing this young, and this funny!
Him [6:01 PM]:
b/c you are making me laugh so much
Me [6:01 PM]:
I can take it like I'm 230 lbs any day
Him [6:01 PM]:
no way
Me [6:01 PM]:
i think that just makes me funny
Me [6:01 PM]:
way
Him [6:01 PM]:
you could never keep up with my combination of speed and power...esp not in mini golf
Me [6:01 PM]:
try me
Him [6:02 PM]:
well young lady, I have to hit the gym now
Me [6:02 PM]:
you're the one who self admittedly said you are out of shape
Him [6:02 PM]:
you have inspired me
Me [6:02 PM]:
excellent
Me [6:02 PM]:
i will also beat you
Me [6:02 PM]:
but that’s for another day
Him [6:02 PM]:
well, out of shape is relative
Me [6:02 PM]:
i think i'll get ready for dinner since i could stand to gain a few lbs i guess
Him [6:02 PM]:
i;m not in mini golf shape
Me [6:03 PM]:
what exactly is mini golf shape
Him [6:03 PM]:
you better bulk up
Me [6:03 PM]:
i have some pasta
Him [6:03 PM]:
and now performance enhancing
Him [6:03 PM]:
no..
Me [6:03 PM]:
that doesn't sound very flattering
Me [6:03 PM]:
lol
Him [6:03 PM]:
hah
Him [6:03 PM]:
you know what I meant
Me [6:03 PM]:
i don't have all night to counsel you on all your issues
Me [6:03 PM]:
one at a time please
Him [6:03 PM]:
lol
Him [6:04 PM]:
i'm just saying you could be randomly tested before and after the match
Me [6:04 PM]:
i'd still win
Him [6:04 PM]:
randomly...yikes, I'm going down hill!
Him [6:05 PM]:
thats you handing me the winners cake
Me [6:05 PM]:
excellent i can't wait for my cake
Him [6:05 PM]:
that you are going to make
Me [6:05 PM]:
no cheesecake
Me [6:05 PM]:
sorry
Me [6:05 PM]:
i prefer a chocolate raspberry torte
Him [6:05 PM]:
i love that
Me [6:05 PM]:
i'll lend you my apron
Him [6:05 PM]:
wouldn't fit me
Me [6:05 PM]:
excellent you can treat me after i beat you
Me [6:05 PM]:
that's true
Him [6:06 PM]:
it would be like a napkin
Me [6:06 PM]:
i'll sew two together, maybe three
Him [6:06 PM]:
better...
Me[6:06 PM]:
at least it's silk
Him [6:06 PM]:
good, it will make my movie viewing outfit
Me [6:06 PM]:
i think you're all set
Me [6:06 PM]:
make sure it's a flourless torte please they're richer
Me [6:06 PM]:
oh and bring one of those
Him [6:06 PM]:
stop making me laugh! people are gonna think im crazy(er)
Me [6:07 PM]:
the () part was the most accurate you typed
Me [6:07 PM]:
i can't help it 99 lbs of pure humor
Him [6:07 PM]:
thats it...your on
Him [6:07 PM]:
lot of humor in that little body of yours!
Me [6:07 PM]:
name the time and the place
Me [6:07 PM]:
and i'll go and buy the tissues
Me [6:07 PM]:
i'm thinking i should buy in bulk
Him [6:08 PM]:
remember, puffs plus
Me [6:08 PM]:
with lotion right
Me [6:08 PM]:
i pay attention
Him [6:08 PM]:
yes
Me [6:08 PM]:
heavy on the brain cells light on the extra lbs
Him [6:08 PM]:
lol
Him [6:08 PM]:
I'll give you that
Me [6:09 PM]:
excellent
Him [6:09 PM]:
alright, I look forward to sparring with you tomorrow
Me [6:09 PM]:
no olives in my martini
Me [6:09 PM]:
sounds like a plan
Him [6:09 PM]:
lets do it early, I get tired after 6:00...
Him [6:09 PM]:
my advanced age and all
Me [6:09 PM]:
old man you are
Me [6:09 PM]:
ok well you contact me when ready
Him [6:09 PM]:
i will!
Him [6:10 PM]:
have a great night, thanks for making me laugh
Me [6:10 PM]:
good luck at the gym
Him [6:10 PM]:
thanks
Me [6:10 PM]:
thanks u 2
Me [6:10 PM]:
don't burn yourself out
Him [6:10 PM]:
good luck bulking up
Me [6:10 PM]:
thanks
Me [6:11 PM]:
enjoy your evening
Him [6:11 PM]:
hah. her i'm going to hit the gym., and lift your tough 99.5 lbs over my head a dozen times
Him [6:11 PM]:
lol
Me [6:11 PM]:
that better not be a threat
Him [6:11 PM]:
i can't stop!!!!!
Me [6:11 PM]:
i bet you can only left 75 lbs
Me [6:11 PM]:
i can see that
Him [6:11 PM]:
oh yeah?
Me [6:11 PM]:
yea, i think as i said before all talk
Him [6:11 PM]:
no, I'm very private with my weights
Me: i will leave that intepretation to another day
Him [6:12 PM]:
lol
Him [6:12 PM]:
ok, have a great night
Me: u 2
I so apologize for not posting in so long. Life has been busy and the frogs have been in the pond and not on the lilly pads lately. I do have a very very special treat, which took a long time to prepare for all of you....I'll get to that in a moment. For those of your wondering about fratboy1 he disappeared and I didn't hear from him after beach day for a whole week. Now while I didn't care that much I kinda wondered what the deal was as I'm a closure type girl. I called him up a week after the beach day and he called right back and gave me what I expected the general work is busy blah blah story which was fine I just was making sure he was alive. That was So two weeks ago. Anyway he tell me that he's so busy that week and that he knows how to get in touch but I won't hear from him that week, so the next day I get a facebook message from him saying thankis so much for leaving a message to see how he was. Meanwhile I didn't even leave a message. Perhaps he's bipolar? I'm going to run with that for now. I thought he was too busy to write and there was the message less then 24 hours after the call. So strange but then again we don't call them frogs for nothing. Other then that I had another chat with Almost MBA, just chatting so far no plans to meet so I can't report anything all too interesting on him.
I did in other news...don't worry we're almost at the main event here get an email from one of my crazy mothers friends tonight saying that she was very impressed with me and wondered if she might give my number, which she didn't have to her friends son. "It's never bad to meet someone new, well almost never" she said. No info whatsoever on who this guy is. Now the woman is very nice, and rich from what I can recall (wonder if her friend with the son is too). A rich frog is better then a poor frog. I'd say they wouldn't ask for their money back from dinner but we had that myth broken with oral surgeon. Anyway I wrote back and asked how old/ where from. We'll see if that can develop into a new story. Since it's not my mother directly I'm guessing he won't be another hedonist. Maybe a masochist? It could get very interesting.
And now for the delight you've all been waiting for, after last weeks absence and no meeting with elevator man (he's been swamped with meetings with his promotion) tonight we had our very first IM conversation. I figured he seems to be the crowd favorite so yes, I initiated it and he seemed quite happy to oblige. And so folks just for you I've taken the time to delete our real names our of the conversation and then since this program can't support multiple fonts, label line by line who said what....here it is, exactly as it was. Aren't you curious to see what tomorrow may bring? And yes, I promise if there's contact tomorrow I'll definately keep you all posted.
Until tomorrow -
Me [4:59 PM]Hi
Him [4:59 PM]:hey there!
Me [4:59 PM]:How's it going?
Me [5:00 PM]:
sorry connection messed up
Him [5:00 PM]:
going ok, but crazy as usual. u? are you in today?
Me [5:01 PM]:
nope i am home and it's scorching! will be in tomorrow
Him [5:05 PM]:
hope you have ac??
Him [5:06 PM]:
I have my team in town tomorrow, but maybe I can bug you if you are around
Me [5:06 PM]:
ahh your team that sounds so fancy haha
Me [5:07 PM]:
you can bug me if you want, are you going to walk?
Him [5:07 PM]:
i know huh?
Me [5:07 PM]:
yea i have the AC on
Him[5:07 PM]:
walk??? do you want to see me have a heat stroke? lol
Him [5:08 PM]:
and you need to watch out for sunburns...you have already reached your annual quota
Me [5:08 PM]:
you're prob right, I am still peeling a little it's ridiculous i meant inside though
Him [5:09 PM]:
sure, if its a walk to get water and coffee! do you do laps down on the first floor?
Me [5:09 PM]:
wherever i am not picky
Me [5:09 PM]:
that sounds like a good plan, I am always checking to see if the store has passion tea that's my absolute fav starbucks item have you had it?
Him [5:10 PM]:
no, but I'll try it on your recomendation!
Me [5:10 PM]:
its the best ever
Me [5:10 PM]:
it tastes like passion fruit with an aftertaste of cinnamon
Me [5:11 PM]:
i can;t really explain it you have to experience it for yourself
Him [5:12 PM]:
all that flavor in tea? you seem to have good taste, so i'll try it
Him [5:12 PM]:
well.....maybe not in movies.....too many chick flicks, lol
Me [5:12 PM]:
thanks I'm good with wine and ice tea
Me [5:12 PM]:
what you're the one who said you've watched several recently
Me [5:13 PM]:
what;s your excuse I've been watching mature foreign films
Him [5:13 PM]:
yeah, but you are not supposed to bring that up!
Me [5:13 PM]:
don't worry the IM reading people went home for the night no one will ever know
Him [5:13 PM]:
i'm too busy watching silly waste of time movies
Him [5:13 PM]:
thank god!
Me [5:13 PM]:
so whats your fav chick flick of the week?
Him [5:13 PM]:
hmmmmmm
Me [5:14 PM]:
are you like a closet fan?
Him [5:14 PM]:
nah...but I have seem some
Him [5:14 PM]:
i'm thinking...
Him [5:15 PM]:
geeze...I guess I really don't like chick movies, I can't remember any!
Me [5:15 PM]:
i'm not sure i believe this
Me [5:15 PM]:
sounds like you pick quite a few for viewing
Him [5:15 PM]:
but I did just watch children on men on HBO, and that was a good movie...you see?
Him [5:15 PM]:
shhhh!!!
Me [5:15 PM]:
no HBO
Him [5:15 PM]:
don't tell on me!
Me [5:15 PM]:
i'm telling you i won't say a word to your team not to worry
Me [5:15 PM]:
they may lost some respect
Him [5:15 PM]:
nah, they have already lost that
Him [5:16 PM]:
or never had!
Me [5:16 PM]:
I actually don't watch that much TV would rather be out and about or reading
Me [5:16 PM]:
this soon isn't it a relatively new team?
Me [5:16 PM]:
you may need to take them to the movies to regain (but let them pick)
Him [5:16 PM]:
well, children on men had "4 stars" on the TV. I think you couyld rent
Me [5:16 PM]:
maybe i will have to check it out
Him [5:17 PM]:
it takes place in europe (interested??) in like 2050 and has to do with the entire world going into anarchy because people have become unable to have children, and the youngest person on earth is like 20 years old
Him [5:18 PM]:
its kinda dark, but I liked it
Me [5:18 PM]:
that actually does sound really interesting
Me [5:18 PM]:
i saw then she found her with helen hunt the other day think i mentioned and that was a little dark but good (and in english)
Him [5:19 PM]:
well, I kinda like movies that are a little dark, and make you feel different after you are done watching. If you can handle a little vilence (not gore) then you might like that movie
Me [5:19 PM]:
a little violence not into a super lot, the premise sounds very unique though
Me [5:19 PM]:
did you see minority report with Tom cruise?
Him [5:19 PM]:
yeah, I liked that
Me [5:20 PM]:
that was a cool futuristic film
Me [5:20 PM]:
atonement was really good too saw that a few months ago
Him [5:20 PM]:
in this one, you can't tell its the future...it actually looks just like today, probably because the world just stopped progressing when this happens
Him [5:20 PM]:
i didn't see atonement...what was it about?
Me [5:20 PM]:
interesting, you have to hand it to the people who dreams up these new concepts
Me [5:21 PM]:
based on a book i
Me [5:21 PM]:
Fledgling writer Briony Tallis, as a 13-year-old, irrevocably changes the course of several lives when she accuses her older sister's lover of a crime he did not commit.
Me [5:21 PM]:
British film
Him [5:21 PM]:
ok cool..I might try that one
Me [5:22 PM]:
i didn't actually write that little line about it haha
Him [5:22 PM]:
you won't accuse me of being a chick flick lover, will you?
Him [5:22 PM]:
could have fooled me!
Me [5:22 PM]:
i might actually I am still wondering why u keep watching them if you "claim" you don't like that
Me [5:22 PM]:
thanks i shouldn't have admitted it
Him [5:23 PM]:
I have to invest time to try and understand what women think!!
Him [5:23 PM]:
don't you dare!!!
Me [5:23 PM]:
hahah
Me [5:23 PM]:
what about woman's thinking has you most confused?
Him [5:23 PM]:
why they like chick flicks
Me [5:23 PM]:
this plagues you enough to invest your valuable time in watching them
Me [5:24 PM]:
hmm something just is not adding up
Him [5:24 PM]:
...and why do they always have the scene where they are all dancing and singing along to an oldie song
Him [5:24 PM]:
...not that I've ever seen one
Me [5:24 PM]:
that actually doesn't happen when woman get together that often
Me [5:24 PM]:
you must watch them nightly
Him [5:24 PM]:
shoot...I thought that was real?
Me [5:24 PM]:
i think the chick flicks themselves may have you confused
Him [5:25 PM]:
that could be my problem
Him [5:25 PM]:
among many others! lol
Me [5:25 PM]:
such as?
Me [5:26 PM]:
denial of love of chick flicks?
Him [5:27 PM]:
yes, and a love of junk food
Me [5:27 PM]:
hmm thats a common vice
Him [5:27 PM]:
yep
Me [5:27 PM]:
what's your favorite poisen?
Him [5:28 PM]:
well...its might sound gross, and its really not "junk" but I love cheese.
Him [5:28 PM]:
I could kill a pound of it was some bread or crackers
Me [5:28 PM]:
its actually funny, cause i don't eat cheese , people always freak out when they hear that
Me [5:28 PM]:
I feel like hey there's more for everyone else so who cares
Him [5:28 PM]:
THE HORROR!
Him [5:29 PM]:
That’s right, I can trust you not to steal mine!
Him [5:29 PM]:
more for me!
Me [5:29 PM]:
see that's what I am saying
Me [5:29 PM]:
mine is chocolate
Him [5:29 PM]:
well, that’s a problem, b/c I love that too
Me [5:29 PM]:
i suppose i shouldn't tell you aout all the various snacks i keep in my desk at work
Him [5:29 PM]:
what is your fav kind?
Me [5:29 PM]:
Godiva
Me [5:29 PM]:
def better then lindt
Me [5:29 PM]:
u?
Him [5:29 PM]:
i'm already looking up where you sit, lol
Me [5:30 PM]:
damn and I didn't even lock my snack drawer
Him [5:30 PM]:
I like regular Hersheys, but love the good stuff for a treat sometimes
Him [5:30 PM]:
wait....ill be right back
Me [5:30 PM]:have you ever had the symphony bar with almonds and toffee chips thats my fav drugstore chocolate
Me [5:30 PM]:
oh goodness
Him [5:30 PM]:
thats good stuff!
Me [5:30 PM]:
love that one
Him [5:31 PM]:
but I'd have to eat about 4 of them
Me [5:31 PM]:
you know those jumbo size ones
Me [5:31 PM]:
like the ones that are a few bucks
Him [5:31 PM]:
That’s more like it
Me [5:31 PM]:
When I was in high school this guy had a dozen of them sent to the job I had at the mall
Him [5:32 PM]:
nice guy!
Me [5:32 PM]:
i used to freeze them
Me [5:32 PM]:
i had them for months it was so much chocolate
Him [5:32 PM]:
i'm not that nice..I'd buy them, but then I'd eat most of them, and send you 2 or 3
Me [5:32 PM]:
haha
Me [5:33 PM]:
maybe if you watched more chick flicks you'd be nicer?
Me [5:33 PM]:
i guess 2 or 3 is better then nothing right
Him [5:33 PM]:
good point...or at least I'd break out into song sometimes when an oldie came on the radio
Me [5:33 PM]:
excellent i look forward to hearing that on the 5th floor tomorrow
Him [5:34 PM]:
and dance with my friends in a way that seems spontanius, but strangley seems rehearsed
Me [5:34 PM]:
I think girls just want to have fun would be a great warm up
Me [5:34 PM]:
hahah you must seriously watch one a night!
Him [5:34 PM]:
nah....is that an oldie?
Me [5:34 PM]:
this is shocking
Me [5:34 PM]:
it's from the 80s so it's old to me
Me [5:34 PM]:
haha
Him [5:34 PM]:
lol
Him [5:34 PM]:
now I feel old
Me [5:34 PM]:
me 2
Me [5:34 PM]:
i wish i hadn't have said that
Me [5:34 PM]:
next topic
Him [5:35 PM]:
lol...I'm literally sitting here in my office laughing my butt off
Him [5:35 PM]:
too funny (young lady)
Me [5:35 PM]:
excellent glad i'm providing entertainment
Me [5:35 PM]:
young lady sounds like such a disciplinary term
Me [5:35 PM]:
i feel like i'm being scolded haha
Him [5:35 PM]:
well, behave yourself then
Me I'm trying
Him [5:35 PM]:
respect your elders
Me [5:36 PM]:
generally i;m good at that
Him [5:36 PM]:
lol...i'm still dying here
Me [5:36 PM]:
i was just trying to help you find a song for your new routine
Me [5:36 PM]:
excellent, glad to see i've still got the comedic talent
Me [5:36 PM]:
next stop costume dept
Him [5:36 PM]:
how about REALLY old, like the police?
Me [5:37 PM]:
i'll be watching you every breath you take
Me [5:37 PM]:
isn't that their song
Him [5:37 PM]:
lol
Me [5:37 PM]:
you can sing that to my snack drawer
Me [5:37 PM]:
haha
Him [5:37 PM]:
yeah, but written before you were born
Me [5:37 PM]:
you don;t know when i was born
Him [5:37 PM]:
yes I do
Me [5:37 PM]:
how?
Him [5:37 PM]:
i'm smart!
Me [5:37 PM]:
did you hear it on a chick flick?
Him [5:37 PM]:
yes!!!
Me [5:38 PM]:
excellent i was up for best supporting actress in that one- award always goes to the one whose name they recognize
Me [5:38 PM]:
gets me every time
Him [5:38 PM]:
oh yeah? you have a recongnizable name
Me [5:39 PM]:
i meant the actress who beat me
Him [5:39 PM]:
who?
Me [5:39 PM]:
in the chick flick which revelaed my age to you
Me [5:39 PM]:
follow along here
Him [5:39 PM]:
yes
Me [5:39 PM]:
i can't work if you can't keep up
Him [5:39 PM]:
and laughing still
Me [5:39 PM]:
ok now we're b ack on then
Me [5:39 PM]:
so what year was I born you were telling me again...
Him [5:39 PM]:
oh yeah
Him [5:39 PM]:
1984
Me [5:40 PM]:
wow
Him [5:40 PM]:
drum roll
Him [5:40 PM]:
well? do I win?
Me [5:40 PM]:
were you playing that film in cantonese?
Him [5:40 PM]:
lol
Me [5:40 PM]:
cause i think you're a little confused
Me [5:40 PM]:
you may need to watch it awake next time
Him [5:40 PM]:
ok...do I get 2 more guesses?
Him [5:40 PM]:
maybe it was the language barrioe
Him [5:40 PM]:
barrior
Me [5:40 PM]:
sure, i;m feeling generous
Me [5:41 PM]:
i'm thinking so, i would highly recommend closed captioning for all your tv translation needs
Him [5:41 PM]:
lol
Him [5:41 PM]:
ok...ready...
Him [5:41 PM]:
19
Me [5:41 PM]:
always
Him [5:41 PM]:
is that part right?
Him [5:41 PM]:
82
Me [5:41 PM]:
i'm not 19 i can tell you that
Me [5:41 PM]:
nope
Me [5:41 PM]:
one more guess
Me [5:41 PM]:
and if you get it wrong you don't win the prize
Him [5:42 PM]:
see...I think you are way younger than me, and I'm worried about going into the 70's
Him [5:42 PM]:
I think that’s the wrong direction
Him [5:42 PM]:
so I'm gonna stop guessing
Him [5:42 PM]:
I think it might be 1985
Him [5:42 PM]:
crap...I just guessed again
Me [5:42 PM]:
wow i guess i'm flattered
Me [5:42 PM]:
you're not good with this game
Me [5:42 PM]:
nope 1980
Me [5:43 PM]:
you were right about not dipping back into the 70s
Me [5:43 PM]:
you can have that decade
Him [5:43 PM]:
thats mine
Me [5:43 PM]:
1972
Him [5:43 PM]:
very very very close
Me [5:43 PM]:
3?
Him [5:43 PM]:
yep!
Me [5:43 PM]:
i knew it
Me [5:44 PM]:
i won!
Him [5:44 PM]:
shoot!!
Me [5:44 PM]:
better stock up on chocolate
Him [5:44 PM]:
now I'm really gonna raid your candy drawer
Him [5:44 PM]:
i'm a sore loser
Me [5:44 PM]:
oo thats not good
Me [5:44 PM]:
cause I always win
Him [5:44 PM]:
i can tell...you are smarter than me
Me [5:44 PM]:
you're the one with the team
Me [5:44 PM]:
i'm not sure about that
Him [5:44 PM]:
"the team"?
Me [5:45 PM]:
i win in scrabble, mini-golf, and poker
Him [5:45 PM]:
i'm just older
Me [5:45 PM]:
that we have established haha
Me [5:45 PM]:
those are my games
Him [5:45 PM]:
you will never win in mini golf
Him [5:45 PM]:
you are crazy to boast of such a thing
Me [5:45 PM]:
that sounds like a really cocky statement for a sore loser
Him [5:45 PM]:
well, I didn't know that mini golf was up for grabs
Him [5:45 PM]:
I never would have played the DOB game
Me [5:46 PM]:i have just one thing to say in the words of one of your favorite chick flicks i'm sure "bring it on!"
Him [5:46 PM]:
lol!
Him [5:46 PM]:
they don't say that
Him [5:46 PM]:
.....not that I ever watched one
Me [5:46 PM]:
of course they do haven't you seen that
Me [5:46 PM]:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0204946/
Me [5:46 PM]:
its about crazy cheerleaders
Him [5:46 PM]:
nope...too bust watching tough movies, like 300
Me [5:47 PM]:
yea doubtful
Him [5:47 PM]:
oh yeah, I saw part of that one
Me [5:47 PM]:
i'll bet you did
Me [5:47 PM]:
that is no surprise!
Him [5:47 PM]:
hey, i'm actually going to go to the gym now, what do you think about that?
Me [5:47 PM]:
i don't believe it for a moment
Him [5:47 PM]:
gonna start training hard for mini-golf
Me [5:47 PM]:
i thought you were in gm avoidance mode
Him [5:48 PM]:
not now I'm not
Me [5:48 PM]:
sometimes practice doesn't make perfect
Me [5:48 PM]:
it's innate skill
Him [5:48 PM]:
nope
Him [5:48 PM]:
its determination and grit
Him [5:48 PM]:
than make the mini golf player
Me [5:48 PM]:
I'm still not intimidated
Me [5:48 PM]:
put your $$ where your mouth is
Him [5:48 PM]:
have you seen how much bigger than you I am?
Him [5:48 PM]:
how could I not be good at mini golf?
Me [5:49 PM]:
you don;t have to be big to pick up a little golf club
Me [5:49 PM]:
its not like shot put
Him [5:49 PM]:
its mini, and I weight like 230 lbs!!
Me [5:49 PM]:
there's no wrestling involved
Him [5:49 PM]:
lol
Me [5:49 PM]:
what does weight have to do with it
Him [5:49 PM]:
gives my shot way more stability
Me [5:49 PM]:
i may be small but i have a very sharp kick
Him [5:49 PM]:
i can tell
Me [5:50 PM]:
my shot is highly stablized
Me [5:50 PM]:
and precise
Me [5:50 PM]:
they call me mrs tiger wood
Him [5:50 PM]:
from a lower center of gravity? i'm skeptical
Me [5:50 PM]:
you shouldn't be, just be in fear
Me [5:50 PM]:
i will bring tissues so you can use them to blot your tears
Him [5:50 PM]:
we will see
Me [5:50 PM]:
my treat
Me [5:51 PM]:
do you prefer kleenex?
Him [5:51 PM]:
oh , now I have to step up and face the challenge?
Him [5:51 PM]:
puffs plus lotion please
Him [5:51 PM]:
I have sensitive slin
Him [5:51 PM]:
skin
Me [5:51 PM]:
that sounds SO chick flick loveresque
Him [5:51 PM]:
i'm all out from my last film
Me [5:51 PM]:
i'll be sure to pick them up along with my own blue ribbon
Him [5:52 PM]:
lol
Me [5:52 PM]:
a lot of laughing going on
Him [5:52 PM]:
I huge blue ribbon, right?
Me [5:52 PM]:
well i have to make it eight weight proportinate right?
Me [5:52 PM]:
since i don't make the same mini golf weight class as you
Him [5:53 PM]:
yeah, make sure its big enough. just because it looks good on you, doesn't mean that people will be able to see it when I'm wearing it
Me [5:53 PM]:
ok now you've crossed a line, ribbon theft is not something aetna looks upon lightly
Him [5:53 PM]:
oh I won't have to steal it
Me [5:53 PM]:
i may be announcing my victory to your team
Me [5:53 PM]:
trust me you will
Me [5:53 PM]:
i may start locking my drawers now
Him [5:53 PM]:
how dare you! !!
Him [5:53 PM]:
me too
Me [5:54 PM]:
i think you're all talk
Him [5:54 PM]:
too late, i already have a chocolate mustache compliments of your stash
Me [5:54 PM]:
thats ironic since i've only got pretzal goldfish left
Me [5:54 PM]:
and you're out of tissues this is NOT a good sign
Him [5:54 PM]:
I mean a pretzal goldfish-stash
Me [5:55 PM]:
yea yea yea see all talk ,and no ability for action
Me [5:55 PM]:
guess that weight isn't pulling much weight now
Him [5:55 PM]:
oh yeah? your lucky we don't have a mini golf course here
Him [5:55 PM]:
i'd block 60 minutes to take care of business tomorrow
Me [5:55 PM]:
if we did you'd just be like oh it's too hot or something
Me [5:55 PM]:
excuses excuses
Me [5:56 PM]:
i'll bring my putter
Him [5:56 PM]:
no, my special "mini golf outfit" is very cool. its made of the highest quality material
Me [5:56 PM]:
silk?
Him [5:56 PM]:
NO!!
Him [5:56 PM]:
not that high quality
Him [5:57 PM]:
who do you think I am, hugh heffner?
Me [5:57 PM]:
oh i thought guys who watched chick flicks only wore silk
Him [5:57 PM]:
hey, I get cold sometimes!
Me [5:57 PM]:
nah hes not that weighty
Me [5:57 PM]:
is he?
Me [5:57 PM]:
yuck
Him [5:57 PM]:
nope
Me [5:57 PM]:
and you're not that old
Him [5:57 PM]:
nope
Me [5:57 PM]:
hugh isn't a sore loser
Him [5:57 PM]:
almost though....jeeze compared to you, its like I'm a grandpa
Me [5:57 PM]:
he has so many back up plans
Him [5:57 PM]:
true!
Me [5:58 PM]:
oh please, just consider yourself seasoned
Me [5:58 PM]:
i mean in age not golf
Me [5:58 PM]:
or agility
Him [5:58 PM]:
i've had SOOOOO many more years of practice
Me [5:58 PM]:
and you still keep losing
Me [5:58 PM]:
i feel kinda bad for u
Me [5:58 PM]:
are you going to be ok
Him [5:58 PM]:
I might have to stretch first, but so what?
Him [5:58 PM]:
yes, I'm fine when I win
Me [5:58 PM]:
which is ummmm.NEVER?
Him [5:59 PM]:
lol
Me [5:59 PM]:
for me
Him [5:59 PM]:
put it this way, I've never lost to anyone who was born in the 80's
Me [5:59 PM]:
well tomorrow's a new day
Me [5:59 PM]:
must be my purpose in life
Me [5:59 PM]:
hopefully tissues are buy one get one free
Him [5:59 PM]:
shoot...they just turned the lights off on me!
Him [6:00 PM]:
yeah? I won't need them
Me [6:00 PM]:
the chick flicks about to begin....
Me [6:00 PM]:
this one won't have a happy ending for u
Him [6:00 PM]:
my private screening?
Me [6:00 PM]:
i guess it seems that way
Him [6:00 PM]:
you are killing me
Me [6:00 PM]:
is that a bad thing?
Him [6:00 PM]:
you know I'm gonna talk trash to you all the time now, right?
Me [6:00 PM]:
amazing this young, and this funny!
Him [6:01 PM]:
b/c you are making me laugh so much
Me [6:01 PM]:
I can take it like I'm 230 lbs any day
Him [6:01 PM]:
no way
Me [6:01 PM]:
i think that just makes me funny
Me [6:01 PM]:
way
Him [6:01 PM]:
you could never keep up with my combination of speed and power...esp not in mini golf
Me [6:01 PM]:
try me
Him [6:02 PM]:
well young lady, I have to hit the gym now
Me [6:02 PM]:
you're the one who self admittedly said you are out of shape
Him [6:02 PM]:
you have inspired me
Me [6:02 PM]:
excellent
Me [6:02 PM]:
i will also beat you
Me [6:02 PM]:
but that’s for another day
Him [6:02 PM]:
well, out of shape is relative
Me [6:02 PM]:
i think i'll get ready for dinner since i could stand to gain a few lbs i guess
Him [6:02 PM]:
i;m not in mini golf shape
Me [6:03 PM]:
what exactly is mini golf shape
Him [6:03 PM]:
you better bulk up
Me [6:03 PM]:
i have some pasta
Him [6:03 PM]:
and now performance enhancing
Him [6:03 PM]:
no..
Me [6:03 PM]:
that doesn't sound very flattering
Me [6:03 PM]:
lol
Him [6:03 PM]:
hah
Him [6:03 PM]:
you know what I meant
Me [6:03 PM]:
i don't have all night to counsel you on all your issues
Me [6:03 PM]:
one at a time please
Him [6:03 PM]:
lol
Him [6:04 PM]:
i'm just saying you could be randomly tested before and after the match
Me [6:04 PM]:
i'd still win
Him [6:04 PM]:
randomly...yikes, I'm going down hill!
Him [6:05 PM]:
thats you handing me the winners cake
Me [6:05 PM]:
excellent i can't wait for my cake
Him [6:05 PM]:
that you are going to make
Me [6:05 PM]:
no cheesecake
Me [6:05 PM]:
sorry
Me [6:05 PM]:
i prefer a chocolate raspberry torte
Him [6:05 PM]:
i love that
Me [6:05 PM]:
i'll lend you my apron
Him [6:05 PM]:
wouldn't fit me
Me [6:05 PM]:
excellent you can treat me after i beat you
Me [6:05 PM]:
that's true
Him [6:06 PM]:
it would be like a napkin
Me [6:06 PM]:
i'll sew two together, maybe three
Him [6:06 PM]:
better...
Me[6:06 PM]:
at least it's silk
Him [6:06 PM]:
good, it will make my movie viewing outfit
Me [6:06 PM]:
i think you're all set
Me [6:06 PM]:
make sure it's a flourless torte please they're richer
Me [6:06 PM]:
oh and bring one of those
Him [6:06 PM]:
stop making me laugh! people are gonna think im crazy(er)
Me [6:07 PM]:
the () part was the most accurate you typed
Me [6:07 PM]:
i can't help it 99 lbs of pure humor
Him [6:07 PM]:
thats it...your on
Him [6:07 PM]:
lot of humor in that little body of yours!
Me [6:07 PM]:
name the time and the place
Me [6:07 PM]:
and i'll go and buy the tissues
Me [6:07 PM]:
i'm thinking i should buy in bulk
Him [6:08 PM]:
remember, puffs plus
Me [6:08 PM]:
with lotion right
Me [6:08 PM]:
i pay attention
Him [6:08 PM]:
yes
Me [6:08 PM]:
heavy on the brain cells light on the extra lbs
Him [6:08 PM]:
lol
Him [6:08 PM]:
I'll give you that
Me [6:09 PM]:
excellent
Him [6:09 PM]:
alright, I look forward to sparring with you tomorrow
Me [6:09 PM]:
no olives in my martini
Me [6:09 PM]:
sounds like a plan
Him [6:09 PM]:
lets do it early, I get tired after 6:00...
Him [6:09 PM]:
my advanced age and all
Me [6:09 PM]:
old man you are
Me [6:09 PM]:
ok well you contact me when ready
Him [6:09 PM]:
i will!
Him [6:10 PM]:
have a great night, thanks for making me laugh
Me [6:10 PM]:
good luck at the gym
Him [6:10 PM]:
thanks
Me [6:10 PM]:
thanks u 2
Me [6:10 PM]:
don't burn yourself out
Him [6:10 PM]:
good luck bulking up
Me [6:10 PM]:
thanks
Me [6:11 PM]:
enjoy your evening
Him [6:11 PM]:
hah. her i'm going to hit the gym., and lift your tough 99.5 lbs over my head a dozen times
Him [6:11 PM]:
lol
Me [6:11 PM]:
that better not be a threat
Him [6:11 PM]:
i can't stop!!!!!
Me [6:11 PM]:
i bet you can only left 75 lbs
Me [6:11 PM]:
i can see that
Him [6:11 PM]:
oh yeah?
Me [6:11 PM]:
yea, i think as i said before all talk
Him [6:11 PM]:
no, I'm very private with my weights
Me: i will leave that intepretation to another day
Him [6:12 PM]:
lol
Him [6:12 PM]:
ok, have a great night
Me: u 2
1 comment:
gosh, you and he were im-ing for over an hour...wow...marathon session, and still no knowledge of his marital status.
Just come out and ask him! hehehehe!
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