Monday, May 5, 2008

Desperate Men cause Desperate Measures



Good Evening All,

In a shocking twist no one could have predicted I recieved a text message from the oral surgeon just an hour ago. Luckily I have not yet began searching mental health professionals in his area, because I'm quite sure that he's going to need a specialist. His text was simple "Did you get my email?".

This signifies several things


  • He clearly still wants to continue some form of communication

  • He really truly believes he is going to get his $30 back

  • He may need the $30 because he never goes to work hence how he has time to text me during the business day

  • Perhaps he researched oral surgery so he could sound knowledgable but actually is posing as an oral surgeon and has recently escaped from a mental institution.

  • His long coat was stolen in NYC and he is taking up a collection he wants to use the $30 for to buy a new one.

Not to worry folks- keeping all these options in mind I took the liberty of calling my cell phone provider and having all text messages blocked. Unfortunately if he continues to send them he won't know he's blocked. I asked the customer service representative if the carrier could text back a simple generic message such as "hey stalker, find a new victim this one is smart enough to use technology against you" but that's not a service they are currently providing. I am sure she took my suggestion to her manager though and this will be availible in select markets any day now.
Since I do have a day job- I need to get back to it but stay tuned for more updates on living single, and living without sanity, and how the two often converge in my life (the latter of course representing the OTHER person).

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'd say write him a check...certified bank check WITHOUT your name...and send him on his way...he sounds like a nut!

Anonymous said...

I'm tending to doubt that he is an oral surgeon! lol.

Anonymous said...

UMMM Capital CRAZY! Tell him you will pay him back when he can give you your wasted time back. I also tend to doubt he is an oral surgeon

Anonymous said...

i wouldn't give him his money back. you dont owe him that. It would be another thing if you and him had gone out more than once but this was 1 time, it wasnt like you were leading him on in any way. I think you did the right thing by blocking texts so you dont waste money there. I would say maybe kindly send him an email back and state something about leaving you alone and that he needs to grow up and hes not getting his money